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muserlulu:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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hey-brendon:

there are bunch of european countries that take eurovision serious

and then there is Russia

Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

loganhoran:

why

WHY

me: they're my babies
person: but they're twice your a-
me: babies. mine.